Fart Science

     Fart: it's a science! I have been exploring fart chemistry and fart gas in our atmosphere that is in abundance and needs to be managed. There is excess nitrogen and other trace gases that were once some kind of fart gas emitted from different organisms. Fart gas may be compressed in large quantities and limited space found in small and large intestines. Eighty percent of the atmosphere is nitrogen that is commonly found in a solid number two state. This number two always creates a smelly odor in the air around it. This is different kinds of fart gas such as NO2 and NO3. It doesn't matter that much how much oxygen is attached to a nitrogen; two or three will do to help the fart gas flow. Flatulence is a medical condition consisting of excess gas. It can be treated by limited consumption of proteins such as beans and cheese. You don't want to cut the cheese too much. Looking up in the air, I wonder if we are gazing on blue nitrogen from farts from the ancient past. Can you wish upon a fart like some do with certain stars at night? Farts have to go somewhere, but it looks like they have been going up for centuries in the air. Heat rises, and farts normally reach high temperatures, have high pressure, and sound-emitting gas properties that allow them to rise above cooler oxygen on the ground. I learned in science classes that humans silently and odorlessly emit gas 24 hours a day and 7 days a week (24/7). I noticed I have a small stream of air flowing from my rectum sometimes. I had to think about it and see, but it is sometimes there just like I learned in school. I did not know it, but I was farting in my sleep. I keep it going for a reason I do not remember consciously. It is hard to do, but I got this in my sleep along with my shallow breathing and heart beat. I breathe shallow breathes and hold my breath a lot unconsciously to limit the inhalation of nitrogen fart gas. It smells a whole lot better after the rain. So, I guess it didn't smell good before.

     Fart gas is all I know. I make excess hemoglobin in my blood like Denosivan, pacific islanders do that allow them to hold their breath on high mountains in Tibet (the Himalayas, underwater, or in the fart atmosphere we know on Earth. I think I am a little Denosivan and that goes a long way to holding my breath without knowing it and not needing a lot of air like the Chinese and Pacific Islander populations with Denisovan and human DNA. It gives me really straight hair. When I straighten my African hair, it gets really straight and is extra shiny. But, I look the most Chinese/Japanese with my shallow breaths that I don't notice most of the time. But, when I do they are shallow. I am not that serious in my sleep. I think it smells like fart gas to me unless it just had a downpour with thunder and lightning to burn the fart gas/number two in the air and washing it with water vapor and ventilated rain.