Eureka! the Sound of Flatulence

    I still drink three bottles of water or more a day. It makes me feel hydrated and a little extra healthy. Maybe it’s because there is a hydro oxygen in every molecule of H2O. That’s what gets me through fart cloud days. I took one oxygen and no nitrogen with every drop of water. That is the only cure for altitude sickness in the Rocky Mountains. They have clean water that runs cold off the mountains because it was frozen. They got clean tap water that I drink out straight from the kitchen sink. They don’t got no fresh air. If you think about, it smells like a fart. 

    There are many sounds in nature that remind you of a mammalian fart. When I turn on my beats pill speaker, I noticed it sounds like a trip the restroom. I laugh at the sound! People are not that serious in their sleep.

     Like a plant, I breathe in contaminated air and turn the nitrogen dioxide fart gas into carbon dioxide and keep isolated O2. Plants take in human carbon dioxide and give back oxygen that may have been in a NO3 fart layer of gas. They kept the carbon alone. Knock on wood. It helps them build their cambium wood cells.

Fart Science

     Fart: it's a science! I have been exploring fart chemistry and fart gas in our atmosphere that is in abundance and needs to be managed. There is excess nitrogen and other trace gases that were once some kind of fart gas emitted from different organisms. Fart gas may be compressed in large quantities and limited space found in small and large intestines. Eighty percent of the atmosphere is nitrogen that is commonly found in a solid number two state. This number two always creates a smelly odor in the air around it. This is different kinds of fart gas such as NO2 and NO3. It doesn't matter that much how much oxygen is attached to a nitrogen; two or three will do to help the fart gas flow. Flatulence is a medical condition consisting of excess gas. It can be treated by limited consumption of proteins such as beans and cheese. You don't want to cut the cheese too much. Looking up in the air, I wonder if we are gazing on blue nitrogen from farts from the ancient past. Can you wish upon a fart like some do with certain stars at night? Farts have to go somewhere, but it looks like they have been going up for centuries in the air. Heat rises, and farts normally reach high temperatures, have high pressure, and sound-emitting gas properties that allow them to rise above cooler oxygen on the ground. I learned in science classes that humans silently and odorlessly emit gas 24 hours a day and 7 days a week (24/7). I noticed I have a small stream of air flowing from my rectum sometimes. I had to think about it and see, but it is sometimes there just like I learned in school. I did not know it, but I was farting in my sleep. I keep it going for a reason I do not remember consciously. It is hard to do, but I got this in my sleep along with my shallow breathing and heart beat. I breathe shallow breathes and hold my breath a lot unconsciously to limit the inhalation of nitrogen fart gas. It smells a whole lot better after the rain. So, I guess it didn't smell good before.

     Fart gas is all I know. I make excess hemoglobin in my blood like Denosivan, pacific islanders do that allow them to hold their breath on high mountains in Tibet (the Himalayas, underwater, or in the fart atmosphere we know on Earth. I think I am a little Denosivan and that goes a long way to holding my breath without knowing it and not needing a lot of air like the Chinese and Pacific Islander populations with Denisovan and human DNA. It gives me really straight hair. When I straighten my African hair, it gets really straight and is extra shiny. But, I look the most Chinese/Japanese with my shallow breaths that I don't notice most of the time. But, when I do they are shallow. I am not that serious in my sleep. I think it smells like fart gas to me unless it just had a downpour with thunder and lightning to burn the fart gas/number two in the air and washing it with water vapor and ventilated rain.

Star Trek's Strange New Worlds

I subscribed to a cheap Paramount plus subscription on Amazon, and I am watching Strange New Worlds from 2022. It is a Star Trek series. I am enjoying it. There is something weird going on my EBT account. They have added money twice this month, and I did not have the money they said I had last month. It is like someone is stealing their money. I listen to the radio from Suzhou, China and Tokyo, Japan at night sometimes. They have opera and classical music on Simple Radio that is free. They have nice sound quality and music that is not too sexual that I do not want to listen to it. It is good for ballroom dancing or weddings. I found Bolly DJ mixes too that were from India. They have great dance music for parties. I had not looked that up before. If you do a better search query, more results come up. That is what I keep finding. I watch television on PBS like Nova and what is available for free for state residents. I had never watched the Marriage of Figaro or Madame Butterfly before the last few years although they were famous. I am glad that are available to watch on social media for anyone who is interested now. I also started watching videos of sickle cell anemia, hemophilia, gene therapy for IVF treatment, and molecular biology yesterday. They have a cure for sickle cell anemia they did not have when I was a child. You could get a bone marrow transplant or gene therapy today, but it used to be a death sentence by one's thirties. So many medical advancements are being made. I found a lecture from Stanford on DNA helix built from amino acids, nucleotides and other proteins. They have a lot of free lectures from Ivy League colleges available online for personal enrichment/study.

This Winter

Although I did not graduate from ECU, I have found many things to amuse myself that I never explored before. I did not pass all my classes, and I did not think I ever would pass my cost scheduling II class. I think I could get a job anyway, but I have decided to take a break from working. I do not like college or working really. I have found so many good movies to watch online. I have been watching movies like the Season of the Witch, Nightmare Alley, and more shows that were added to Season 1 of Picard. I watch tennis matches that I missed from the 2010s with Sharapova as well as Olympic springboard diving. I found old videos with water polo, a radio in Milan that plays dance, another that plays Hip Hop R n B, and Virgin Italy. It is on Simple Radio for free online. They have good radio stations there. I have explored fashion week in Milan and Prada that I never looked up before online. I heard about it as a teenager, but they did not have all the apps they have today to watch videos like they did after 2006. I like pin-striped Prada and Armani clothes. You watch their fashion shows from years ago if you never saw them back then for free now. I watched the Marriage of Figaro online for free. I think wealthy patrons paid for them to be free. There are many famous arias in it. I really enjoyed watching it. I listen to Sophocles' Antigone, Shakespeare's As You Like It, King Lear, King Richard III, and A Midsummer Night's Dream. There are so many books to listen to online now that I never read. I am glad I did not read them. It is easier to listen to them. I listened to Bushido: the Way of the Warrior Samurai Code, P.T. Barnum's The Art of Money Getting, some of Homer's Odyssey, and Aesop's Fables. I have never read anything by Aristotle. Maybe I will find some of his writings to listen to soon. 

Fall Exams

I turned in my video and finished my last exam. I am relieved that is over. I think I passed all but one class, but I do not think I will ever pass that one. So, I probably will not be back next semester. It seems like the wrong answer is right, you have to read their mind, and they think you cheated if you did pass. I do not have the time or money to waste on something that will never be. Anyway, I was thinking: I am not sure what to do about taxes if I were to come into a large settlement from lawsuits. So, I will not be suing anyone right away. I do not want to pay that many taxes. They are so large like in a communist country. Inflation is ridiculous here  too. You do not have to have any. In the 1990s, Clinton's administration had a surplus instead of a deficit. Congress is crooked about all the runaway inflation and taxes. So, I think there are loopholes in the system where you could pay reasonable taxes on money you receive. I heard about this one loophole from Shawshank Redemption: you need to leave your money to your spouse and you keep more of it. It is so crazy that there may be enough people to sue to retire early. I do not think I would ever be able to keep a job with how it is crazy here. I think that it is fair if I do retire early since I would have had a nice job. I speak Spanish and do construction. I write hit songs and books that could be made into movies. I have been so desperate to make a living for myself the last few years. None of them have worked. I need to do something before they electrocute me at the dentist. They've got such a thick power cord on their toothbrush. I imagine them needing elbow grease to shove that into the wall socket. It is so crazy here. 

Fall Exams

 

I have been working on my two presentations this week. I have notes I am studying for a marketing video and an equipment presentation. I also have an exam on Monday and Tuesday. So, I will be preparing accordingly for those. It has been a crazy semester. I thought I would be graduating when I started it because I already passed the hardest class in this program, but you never know. So, I do not plan to return next semester. I will be finalizing everything so that my chapter at this university is closed. I do not plan to join a lawsuit against them unless someone else starts a class action lawsuit. I do not think I would win because it is crazy here. I have been thinking: there is so much to be grateful for this year. I have watched so many great movies. I looked over my history online and remember great films such as The Prestige, A Good Day to Die Hard, and more. I am not going to the graduation because you have to be invited. I do not think that is normal though. All students should be allowed to attend. Also, it is not normal how hard it is to get credit approved for an apartment. That is probably a civil rights act violation like doctors who do not accept most insurance. If you have a civil rights violation, you can get a legal services from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC). I almost cannot get glasses in this area. They give me the wrong prescription and almost do not fix the issue. They make it so easy to stop rendering services for things like cancelling appointments. I cannot go to most vision clinics here after cancelling at one, but are they legal? We will see what the future holds. Presently, there are so many people to sue that I think I could win a settlement in at least one case.

My December So Far

I do not think the major I am in is normal. You should not have to take every class they offer to graduate. What does that say about this program? Well, I got through some tests today. I did not do as well as I normally do for my equipment management test, but I was satisfied. It has been a good week for me. I am not that pressured to get exams done. Normally, I do not enjoy Christmas because I have so many stressful exams to take. Usually, I would have already graduated if all the classes from this major were not required like usual. They could make them electives because they are not directly related to the major. It has been a crazy year. I have been watching good channels on social media and finding good movies to watch. I made a Christmas list. I went shopping for groceries this weekend. 

The electric toothbrush they have always used for my cleanings with a thick power cord doesn’t look safe. They squirt water into my mouth. I just realized that the other day. Maybe they need to put a warning on the box about rinsing battery powered toothbrushes after you turn them off to prevent electrocution. Water conducts electricity. Does water floss your teeth when food is really stuck? I don’t believe the claims of water flossers/toothbrushes. It is so crazy here. I am telling you. And doctors who selectively accept Insurance shouldn’t have a practice. It doesn’t matter which insurance you have as long as they get paid. How is it legal to not accept most or all insurances. I’m sure they’re capable of getting their money. Sounds like a discrimination issue. If they are not willing to serve the entire community, they are illegal. When have you ever found a hair dryer that wasn’t extremely dangerous near water? Should they be on the market if they are for drying wet hair?